(Originally published on GQ.com) — So your relationship ended—bummer! But, after months of getting creepily into SoulCycle and consuming a staggering amount of pornography that would get you kicked out of most of the European Union, you’re ready for the next step: a relationship with your ex. For many people, this seems like …
(Originally published by GQ) Yeah, we know. V-Day is terrible. But considering what horrible people we are the other 364 days a year, why not use it as an occasion to celebrate the people in our lives who make us, well…better. ………………………………. If you ask practically anyone under the age of 65 who is not …
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Part dos. It’s now 7 months until I’m going to be a Mrs., and things are going quickly and expensively. We’ve selected our venue and most of our vendors, but there are still approximately 18,000 things to do, all of which involve poking, pinning and a lot of people who want to talk to me …
(Originally published by GQ) A new study suggests that men aren’t so different from the fairer sex after all If you’ve been blaming your gender for your seeming inability to avert your gaze from a butt clad in Lululemon yoga pants, you may have to come up with a new list of excuses. And posthaste! …
Since Scarlett Johansson first pouted her way into our hearts in “The Horse Whisperer,” variations on that clandestine title have achieved success in Kardashianesque proportions. Cesar Milan, AKA “The Dog Whisperer,” is arguably America’s best known among this set, having parlayed his no-nonsense canine advice into a hit show, five best-selling books, and countless television …
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For the first 16 years of my life, I spent almost all of my time with one type of person: really mean girls. From my own dear mother to my classmates at school, I found myself being thrown headfirst to the she-wolves at every turn. I was …
For those of you who don’t know me: Hello. My name is Sarah, and I am disastrous person. Starting from an early age, I decided that the ridiculous ideas put forth by my mother and society as a whole, like occasionally …
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Posted by Sarah Crow ⋅ July 6, 2012 ⋅ 2 Comments “Well, she was a smoker when she was younger,” my grandmother said to me during one of our infrequent phone calls, only shortly after my mother had been admitted to the hospital for …
New Lung Cancer Awareness Campaign Asks: Who Deserves to Die? Read More »
Two fingers, no consequences. Nobody loves the New York Subway system. The trains in New York are like a bad ex you can’t shake: they’re hot, dirty, and there are always too many other people riding them. I spent my childhood in fear of the lurching, vomited-upon trains that perpetually lost power in the tunnels, …
I Was Sexually Assaulted on the NYC Subway and the Cops Did Nothing Read More »
It’s funny how nicknames evolve. From my husband, my name has evolved from Sarah to Soup to Wiffles and all manner of things in between, with reasons ranging from the simple phonetic evolution of one sound into another to an inside joke becoming a moniker that sticks. …
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